I'm sure he had it coming.
He probably looked at her funny, or wolf-whistled, or tried to take a leg... I'll have to go with the latter because the first two would just earn him a busted jaw beat-down, not a full-on skewering.
You have to take your lumps when you mess with THIS girl.
Actually, upon further inspection, I'm starting to suspect the real problem here was the fact that this was no ordinary gator... look at those feet! This was clearly more of a Subterranean Lizard Man than a natural inhabitant of the Okefenokee of Lower Africa.
Either way, homeboy's gonna be spitted and served up with hot sauce later, and I know a certain Jungle Princess who will have a nifty new handbag and pumps to wear to that Gala Cave Opening next week.
Waste not, want not!
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I want to be Princess Pantha, even though I didn't know who she was and had to google information.
Seriously, I do. I wonder if I can pull off those bangs.
I tried once but I just looked like I got mugged by Betty Page.
YOU on the other hand could totally pull it off!
Well, I might be able to do the bangs, but I certainly could'nt pull off that bikini...
Elle
she looks like my mom. :)
I've seen those feet somewhere else... the crocs, not hers.
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