Monday, August 31, 2009

Weekend Catchup: Fire, Pipes and Righteous Knickers

Friday night we last-minute decided to go to Festival On Main, a Longmont street fair The Child and I normally attend but I was dragging my feet about this year. We ended up going thanks to her buddy's prodding. "It's TRADITION!" she shouted.

Of course the tradition is that we all go *together* but they ended up hanging with their friends and I stood there like a dope.

Teenagers.

That's okay, though, it just meant that I could stand and admire the fire dancers whilst eating Indian food. For at least the last 3 years (I say that because that's as long as I've been going, haha) Festival on Main has featured a troop of fire dancers called Burning Hot Lava!! - no website that I can find, but if you click the name you can see photos. (You can see some video here and here, too. Go watch!)

This year they also had a quartet of drums and pipes as accompaniment on a couple of numbers, so you know I was in heaven - fire *and* piping? Yes please!

And did I remember my camera? No I did not. *sigh*

Oh, and guess where the fire dancers were headed the next morning... and if you said "Poughkeepsie, NY" you are incorrect!

Saturday and Sunday were pretty laid back - I made 2 new pairs of knickers, a mock-up of a bag my mom was looking for, got a bunch of errands done - the usual this and that.

What, you don't make underwear in *your* free time?

One was made with an Old Navy Halloween t-shirt with "Transylvania Blood Drive" as the theme... Halloween undies are hard to come by.



The other used my concert t-shirt from the Penn & Teller show I went to with my mom many moons ago, and I *totally* want to send a photo of them to Penn & Teller, because I can almost guarantee nobody else has these.


Bad photo, I know... stupid lighting!

Oh, and The Kid got the Converse sneakers she's been dying to get - two pairs, yet - thanks to her Aunt Melissa, who spoils her rotten.

Lucky girl!

Did YOUR weekend involve bagpipes? I sincerely hope so. But just in case...


Just gives me chills.

Friday, August 28, 2009

F-Word Friday: FIRST!

So.

Geeks Who Drink Trivia.

Guess who's team got first place?
(And I will unabashedly admit I sat and refreshed the blog every 5 minutes until our post came up this morning. Attention whore, that's me.)


Not pictured: Melissa - see the blog entry at GWD!

So much fun. Thanks to John for his AWESOME final answer - he put us that one point over the top to win big! I really want to do this again... apparently there are tournaments all over the city.

Who knew!?

After we finished up there we went and did Melissa's & my very first Geocaching excursion. I just heard about this recently - check out the website for details, but it's basically hidden treasures you find and report on, with the added fun of take-a-prize-leave-a-prize and/or moving something along to another location.

And they're everywhere! I'm going looking for one that's about 2 blocks from us tonight. OH YES.

Go try it!

This weekend will be craft-tacular. My mom is starting a new business venture with pet supplies and had the brilliant idea of making treat/bag holders for belt loops for dog-owners - so smart! I'm making some mock-ups, plus I have some t-shirts destined to be undies, a birthday present to create for TR (hopefully will not suck, but the jury's out), more baskets to make... and maybe some swimming. It'll be hot tomorrow, so I think that may do the trick.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thrilling Thursday: Lazy

Okay so I know this is like 2 weeks running, but man I've been a busy busy girl!

Tonight it's off to Geeks Who Drink for me with Ms. Melissa...

I plan to kick some ass.

And so! Your lazy, lazy Thrill for this Thursday...



So cool. Click it!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wonder Why Wednesday - Just A Number

It's come to my attention that I am regressing. It's not a bad thing.

I've long since realized that I'm not at all what I thought 35 would be but rather some amalgam of various ages I've been so far or observed in others.

Some days I'm 17 and defiant.

Some days I'm 60 and disapproving (usually at work - damn kids and the skateboards).

Age is just a number as we all find out eventually - what is 35 supposed to act like anyway? It's all relative.

This begs the question...

What does our chronological age have to do with anything?

Short answer? Not a damn thing.

Yeah, yeah, we've all heard it shouted repeatedly...

"What are you, 12?" "Grow up!" "Act your age, not your shoe size!"

But...

What exactly is 12 supposed to be like? Or 22? Or 90?

Take Leonard Cohen. He's 74... what does that number say to you?

Old. Crotchety. Possibly infirm. Certainly not schooling the youngins on how it's done, right?

Not so much.



And what about 27?

Young & vibrant? Perhaps coming into your own as an adult? Starting a family, a career, a life?

Maybe not.



It's all about experience & circumstance.

Just lately, as The Child has been getting older and my responsibility for her has lessened, I've felt as if I'm growing younger despite my advancing grey hair population, wrinkled brow and ever-saggier wobbly bits.

Not that I'm not responsible for her, don't get me wrong - she's still just a kid - but I have *less* of the responsibilities that seem to have take up so much of my life the last 13 years.

The Child makes her own lunches, gets herself up in the morning, does her homework without my help... she even sets her own alarm and gets herself to bed on time.

I in turn suddenly find myself going out and doing things without her, something I wasn't sure I'd ever do again - it's been her & me* so long now that for awhile I felt guilty about it, like somehow I should be including her more.

Instead, I've gotten used to it, and so has she, and now I'm free to do things like date a cute guy and eat dinner at 9PM, instead of always living my usual in-the-house-by-6 lifestyle.

It's like I'm finally living my 20's, sorta... but it's definitely not what I would have defined 35 (or 40) as being.

It really is just a number.

* Totally proper grammar - break it down like your English teacher taught ya!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Total Random Tuesday: The Stars Our Destination

Galileo's telescope was invented 400 years ago today!

You know, give or take an week.

Lazy post, I know, but car trouble keeps me on the run.

Happy Tuesday!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Weekend Catchup - Back At It

Okay so first...

SHAMELESS PLUG! SHAMELESS PLUG!

You know those baskets I like making? I decided to try selling them on Etsy... I figured it was worth a shot and if nobody buys one then I'm out a buck and have 5 lovely holiday gifts all ready to go.

Tell your friends!


Hypnotoad commands you to buy this... or at least to admire it and boost my ego, because you know it's so deflated

So! The weekend!

Friday night was fun, I got to pretend to be young. There's nothing quite like driving toward a city full of lights, it really reminds me how much I love it...

A lovely evening was spent with TR helping (a grand term - more like decoratively lounging) as he continued to get ready for Le Flambe Grande. (Bad French accent optional.)

There's so much to do for this, it's unbelievable... water, food, clothing, music, GETTING THERE...

Just crazy.

I totally want to go. Have I mentioned this a time or two? It's possible I have.

I did *not* get a picture of his awesome home-made speaker, which is unfortunate, but I did get to hear it in action - totally killer. It's made with an empty water-service jug (I don't know what else you'd call that) with a speaker stuck on one end - completely creative and if you've ever stuck your head next to a big empty plastic jug and given it a good thwack (you know, like you do) you'll know how it can carry sound.

Try it! You know you want to.

We also went for a lovely dinner where I got carded (for real, too, not just in that "we card everyone" way - I loved our waiter), and I had a delicious burger and a big fat Mojito which loosened my tongue.

Damned rum... I'm sure I got loud.

Saturday and Sunday ended up being pretty laid back. I managed to watch 6 episodes of Dollhouse (it was hot out and I have a/c) and does it ever kick ass! I had watched the first 4 or 5 and was with everyone else thinking maybe this wasn't going to work out, but Joss kept telling us... Wait for it! Wait for it! Stick with it through episode 6!

I did and I ended up exclaiming with glee about the surprises and twists he threw out there... no really, I did - The Child rolled her eyes and everything!

He's a genius. I always had faith.

Sunday I finished up making 90 little tiny golden origami cranes that will hopefully be disguised among all the far superior versions no doubt being crafted even now by Ms. Dandy and her friends. They aren't *that* bad, but making the beaks on tiny, tiny gold foil 10 degree angles is easier said than done.

They started taking over, too. Look what they did to my cats!


First they lull you into a sense of complacency...


THEN THEY GO FOR THE KILL!

I hope you had a lovely weekend... best of luck to TR on his journey into the dust!

Friday, August 21, 2009

F-Word Friday: Fetching

So you know how The Child is in 8th grade now?

My tears are almost dried.

What I wanted to show you was her 1st day of school photo... except I forgot to take one.

I KNOW!

So instead, we have a 2nd day of school photo. It's cuter than the other one would have been anyway.


She's my special princess!

The child took approximately 4000 photographs while on her trip to Oregon/Washington, which I have finished going through in order to delete the over-exposed/up the nose/blurry from-the-car shots. She's a future photographer, for certain.

My two favorites are below, but you can see the rest here if you're so inclined.


I love how the ocean just kind of... goes.


Just such a road-trip sort of shot... just after sunset, fast food detritus at your feet, the plan to stop for crappy gas station coffee in a few hours already implanted in your head...

Lastly, go HERE... take a look and make a comment, and if the jewelry gods are smiling you might win one of her fabulous pieces! Maybe! Unless I win one, then I'll share!

I apologize to my peeps for the exceedingly lazy posts this week; I blame it on Back-To-The-Grind-Itis... it was a pretty lazy summer schedule-wise, and now it's back to normal.

Alas.

PS...


Quickly followed by biting. which was equally quickly followed by licking. Weirdos.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thrilling Thursdsay: Swimming With Sharks

Oh hi!

Didja miss me?

I had my 8TH GRADER at work with me for a little while yesterday, and then we were out and about. It's hard for even *me* to believe, but some things trump my fetish for telling you each and every weird thing that pops into my head (something I'm almost positive is going to drive TR insane, and quickly), and hanging with my kid is definitely at the top of that list.

I mean, she is in 8TH GRADE now after all... I better take what I can get!

*sob*

I was actually going to have her guest-edit yesterday, but according to her she has "no questions whatsoever".

Righty-o.

And so! Thrilling Thursday!

I'm afraid, dear readers, that my week's upheaval has been far too great to come up with anything truly clever to thrill you with today, so instead you get a thrilling video stolen from Ms. Dandy's site, because it was so pretty... I hope she'll forgive me.

Enjoy! :) (PS... do yourself a favor, mouse over when it starts, click the 4-arrow symbol and sit back awhile.)

Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Totally Random Tuesday: Whiny Parent Syndrome

So you know what?

I love my kid. Desperately.

Know what I don't love?

When my kid, who I love desperately, has to get an earful.

For example, just now, she called me, happy as a clam and at the library, probably ready to offer to bring me back a book she found that I might like, or a movie we could watch together, but I had to be MEAN MOM and tell her to get her happy ass home and call me from there, because she's totally in trouble with me.

I can handle a lot.

Being a lazy teenager and not making her bed... *sigh* fine.
Slacking on her homework... well, it's her grade (not this year though - she's got a trip riding on it).
Doing a half-ass job at a chore... I'll just make her do it again, and explain *again* why it can't be done that way.

But lying? Lying just doesn't fly. At all.

I can't even tell you how many times I've told that girl, if you do something wrong and tell me, I might yell. But if you do something wrong, *don't* tell me and I find out later?

Oh girl.

(Insert shaking head here.)

And so now I have to be MEAN MOM, and she just got back from vacation, and is just starting school Thursday.

I hate that, but it's a necessary evil.

I hate more that she's riding home even now, wondering what it is I'm going to yell at her *for*, and having a bad day that started out nicely... on the one hand I feel absolutely justified in making her feel badly (because she really was a turd), but on the other...

She's my baby, and I want her to be happy. All the time.

That's probably where I messed up along the way... but too late now. Now, she just gets the Wrath of Mom.

Sorry, kids, I know my self-pity posts are rare (quit laughing so hard, you!), but I just can't do that John Hughes Retrospective I was going to do today. I will, however, leave you with a clip from my very favorite JH movie, because a) it shows another bratty teen doing awful things his parents will never know about, and b) because it'll make me feel better.

Whiny mom out!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Weekend Catchup: Normal

I had a fantastic weekend, can I just tell you?

The Alan Smithee Pants of Doom were a complete hit (which of course boosted my ego). Alas, no photos, but I'm hoping I can get a shot of them post-Burning Man (their intended venue)... it'll be interesting to see how they hold up!

Friday night I had dinner with TR at Rodney's, a downstairs bar/grill type spot in Cherry Creek with fantastically nice wait staff and bathrooms decorated (subtly) with some amusingly smutty true facts. The food was absolutely delicious, and I was shocked to find I have a bacon limit, which those of you who know me best will understand was blowing my mind a bit because mmmm bacon, but there it was anyway... best BLT ever.

After dinner I tagged along to a campaign kickoff for a friend of TR's who's running for State Representative for his district. I'm nowhere near his district, of course, I'm not even in the same county, but he wanted to donate to the cause, and I'm just nosy... I really like meeting folks who are that motivated to really get in there and get political, something I wish I had the ability to do myself just lately! He was really nice, had a great turnout, and bonus, I got to meet TR's brother and almost-sister-in-law, both of whom I had heard lots about and were delightful (naturally). Hopefully I made a decent impression of myself, I tried hard not to drool or trip or babble too incoherently; the fact that his brother was DJ-ing (and thus it was loud) saved me I think.

Saturday I got a little Denver culture. First we went to one of several restaurants owned by a local diner magnate, Pete's Kitchen, and had deliciously decadent gyros omelets - it was the good kind of gyros, off the spit and served with excelled tsaziki sauce. I could almost feel my arteries hardening, but since we were headed for a walk at the Denver Botanic Gardens I didn't feel too guilty!

Plus, yum, and there's no Greek food in Longmont with the exception of The Giggling Greek, but she doesn't believe in gyros. I asked once, when she had a booth at the Niwot concert series, and she compared it to hot dogs, insisting that she wouldnt serve that if her life depended on it.

I hadn't been to the Gardens here as yet (I always loved Chicago's), and had been wanting to for awhile, so it was nice to finally do that. They have a fantastic greenhouse in which you can get a story or two up into the more muggy, sunny canopy of palms, and there were lots of really beautiful, very healthy and happy tropical specimens, which wouldn't happen in my house, as I am a plant killer.

And they had a poison dart frog! It was in a terrarium, of course, and wasn't actually poisonous anymore, as they feed it special vitamin-dusted fruit flies that inhibit the toxins - and hello new band name! (Vitamin-Dusted Fruit Flies, not Inhibit the Toxins, although that could be the first single. I am nerd, here me roar.)

Outside, we enjoyed watching the bees working hard, and I saw something I hadn't seen in awhile now that I think about it...

Bumblebees!


They're so cute... I don't want to hold one or anything, but still

I used to be terrified of bees, and still sort of dislike them (you know my rule, 4 legs or less), but in that kind of situation I know they have zero interest in me and can watch them work.

My favorites were the Herb Garden, were I admired a spider (apparently it was my day for multi-legged admiration), the architecture in the education building, playing with the Omniglobe, and the Scripture Garden, which wasn't really all that scripturey but rather just historically biblical, including olive and fig trees and a beautiful reflecting pond. We didn't see everything of course, as it's a really big place (and it was getting really hot), so we're definitely going to have to go back another time, and in cooler weather.

Sunday we had lunch at Annie's Cafe, another popular Denver spot. Good (fresh iced tea, excellent chicken salad), cute (classic lunchboxes!), but it was no Pete's. :)

One thing I have to report about myself, that I'm abashed (sort of) to admit...

I have become a rabid ex-smoker.

I always swore that I would be the understanding, "hey man, I understand the struggle" ex-smoker (because it is a struggle to quit, it's one of the hardest things I've ever done), the tolerant one who wouldn't stoop to dirty looks, who would understand that smokers can't smell what we do, and who would support smokers rights and remember when I was among those treated like pariahs.

Instead, I perk up like a hunting dog at the faintest twinge of smoke, shoot the stink-eye in the direction of the offender and cover my nose.

What a hypocrite!

Strangely I find it's just regular cigarette smoke that causes this reaction (and cigars, too, because gross) - I'm guessing it's what's burning *besides* the tobacco in cigarettes that makes the smoke so acrid, because I love the smell of good pipe tobacco, don't mind inadvertently walking into a 4:20 cloud when the locals have their yearly gathering on campus, and even sort of *like* the scent of my friend Annette's additive-free rolling tobacco (it's vaguely sweet), although I don't want to smoke any of those things myself - my lungs have been abused enough over the years.

How was *your* weekend?